common house fly on the wall
ain't you got no sense at all
can't you see your about to get splattered
get out of here you crazy... common house fly
The thing is, if the common house fly had just been sitting on the wall, he wouldn't have bothered me. And if he had, i could have just whacked him with my rolled up newspaper and been done with him. (Yes, it's a him. A female would never irritate me so much). But noooo, Farley the Fly felt the need to buzz about, driving me to drink.
Dear Farley,
Thank you for giving me a healthy outlet for my pent up frustrations from letting myself get drawn into yet another relationship that is just. so. frustrating. I'm not a hoochie mama or anything, but sometimes a girl just needs a little PDA (public or private would be fine at this point). I'm sorry about the loss of your wing.
Love, The girl wildly swinging the newspaper around her office in what seemed like an interpretive dance of someone going crazy due to look-but-don't-touch syndrome.
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5 comments:
But at least it wasn't a spider!
1. Ditto on Anika's comment.
2. Has noen been obnoxious? Don't make me drive up there to beat some sense into him.
Hope you didn't get fly goo on the horoscopes.
Hmmm...is this post in code? My deciphering skills are lacking seeing how i'm not mentally stable right now! If this is indeed a code...let me just say that you should just whack the sucker on the head with the newspaper a few good times. That'll teach 'im.
Word on the street is there was a date recently. DETAILS!!!!! (please.)
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